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welcome to the funhouse.

this is the part where i get wildly umprofessional. i make both original works and fandom-derived fanfiction under two different names. the difference in the two is just for sorting purposes, lol. for the most part, my fandom work sticks to resident evil, but i do branch out from time to time! i love post-soviet and apocalyptic games, analyzing the hell out of films, and explaining way too much about my fave characters.

i'm not a super sociable person when it comes to strangers on the internet, but i'm certainly not against meeting new people with common interests. i've got a discord server based on resident evil, but it's also a cool spot to just drop by to say hello. i don't really check my socials more than once or twice a week, so discord is really the only way to get a timely reply out of me. i am a full time student and i'm often super busy, so please be patient!

for any questions regarding commissions, please message me on discord. (my username is purity.to.seas.).

btw coding this website was the bane of my existence.

writing directory

note: most if not all of my writing specific works are published under 'umbrellachronicles', but this will include ones under 'goodbyeinspector' as well. archives are sorted by series and individual installments/fics are linked under them. standalone pieces are sorted under "misc."

body and blood: umbrellachronicles series, non-linear, the weird stuff (tm). contains closer to god.

the all is one: umbrellachronicles series, non-linear, this less weird stuff. more canon-compliant to real resident evil lore, but it mainly focuses on events prior to resident evil 1. contains sun bleached flies.

film/animation directory

this is a big wip at the moment.

analysis/essay directory

also a big wip, but the posts will be on spacehey now because i hate editing videos.

Like so. (This is a bit ugly and might need an extra class for styling, though. Maybe if the top has more padding?)

update log

7/8/25 - site under construction

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hey. name's wes, but you can also call me kitt if you'd like. i'm a russian-american journalist with an interest in war history, political theory, and all things maritime. author/artist by trade, working on lots of dystopian sci-fi between writing historical analysis/archive and drawing submarines and brutalist landscapes.

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    • mandatory disclaimer: i am a hobby historian and incorporate real events (and/or elements of them) into my writing. viewer discretion is heavily advised, as my work contains a whole lot of things that history books don't like to talk about. i do not condone everything that happens in my writing, nor every action taken by the characters i pen. please use reason.

    for any inquiries you may have, you can reach me at nothing.til.the.weekend@gmail.com. spam and/or hatemail will be deleted.

    socials

    1. spacehey
    2. soundcloud
    3. wikidot
    4. artfight
    5. deviantart
    6. ao3

    archival odds and ends

    1. looking for amissi honoris updates? they're here!
    2. directory
    3. update log

    special thanks to eggramen for making the base stylesheets for this. there's no way in hell i would have been able to do this myself.